- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
not being drunk is so awful
college should be $25
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.